Meteor Monster, He's a Meteor Monster, Meteor Monster he's a meteor monster..
I know an alien from outer space, He's got short hair and a really long face
He's a Meteor Monster, He's a Meteor Monster, Meteor Monster he's a meteor monster..
He comes from a planet I've never seen with purple eyes and a face that's green,
He's a Meteor Monster, He's a Meteor Monster, Meteor Monster he's a meteor monster..
On his planet there are frogs and worms but don't you worry he never squirms
He's a Meteor Monster, He's a Meteor Monster, Meteor Monster he's a meteor monster..
He eats sticks and snow and sandwiches so slow he swims with the dolphins in between, but don't you worry, don't you fret he's the nicest monster I've ever met,
He's a Meteor Monster, He's a Meteor Monster, Meteor Monster he's a meteor monster..
I love my meteor monster.

Underwear, underwear, how I love my underwear, underwear, underwear, gotta get me some more underwear.
I got pink, grey, red and green, all the colours you've ever seen, I wear them in I wear them out, it's so funny that I got to shout
Underwear, underwear, how I love my underwear, underwear, underwear, gotta get me some more underwear.
Now I wanna hear about your underwear
Underwear, underwear, how I love my underwear, underwear, underwear, gotta get me some more underwear.
I got fancy ones and frilly ones, secret ones and silly ones, sunday ones and monday ones, tuesday friday favorite ones
Underwear, underwear, how I love my underwear, underwear, underwear, gotta get me some more underwear.